Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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