I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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