so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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