I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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