GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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