ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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