ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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