their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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