Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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