There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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