I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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