Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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