Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
