69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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