your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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