does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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