you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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