We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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