I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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