ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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