I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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