i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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