Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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