She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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