their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
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