Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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