I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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