i may or may not be watching the land before time
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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