I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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