we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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