you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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