How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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