Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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