i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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