My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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