Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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