It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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