After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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