TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
