Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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