have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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