I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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