I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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