I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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