Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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