are you still at the devil's house?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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