69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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