he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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