If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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