just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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