My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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