Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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